Back in October me and Benny boy Felton went to see the 'zig (Felton's pharse). Here is my response using a form of philosophical inquiry in which the questioner explores the implications of others' positions, to stimulate rational thinking and illuminate ideas.
Was I into the opening band?
Not so much ... maybe as like a goof or whatever.
Was Danzig fan-fucking-tastic at Roseland last month?
Yep.
Does the dude have a set of pipes that made me visably aroused?
Yep.
Is he balding?
Yep
Does he have a big ol gut?
Yep
Was he wearing a mesh shirt?
Yep
Did look stupendodus?
Absolutley
Was this the dude that played drums?
Yep
Is that dude the balls?
Yep
Did Tommy Victor of Prong play guitar?
Yep
Did he engerneer the best Sheer Terror record?
Yep
Did he produce the worst too?
Yep
Was the crowd a the show terrible?
Of course
Did a some fistcuffs break out?
Yep
Was I into that?
Nope
Is Roseland the worst for stopping the show at Midnight on the dot?
Yep
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