Speaking of King Diamond

He's kinda the fucking duder. I mean for real the dude models himself after some nutty voodoo shit ... who did iggy model himself after? jim morrison, fuck that. Who do you model yourself after? Your parents? An old teacher? Mohandas Gandhi? Fuckin lame, bro. Fucking lame.

He named his skull-cross microphone "melissa" ... what did you name yours? Oh yeah, you didn't. Because you don't have one have a fucking skull-cross microphone? DO you, you fucking loser?

Is your non-existant skull croos mic named after a witch? No I didn't think so. The king D named his after this witch who he loved. She got burnt at the stake by a dirty priest. So let's clear one thing up. Even if you had a skull-cross mic it would not have THIS back story. Cause there's no way you could pull a witch dude. You aint got it like that, hos.. Witches are tuff to score with dude, that's kinda a known thing. I mean if you had a shot, but c'mon look in the mirror.

Then you know what your man KD did? Huh, do ya? He put a curse on that prick fucking priest. What would you do? Fucking cry about it? If you don't belive King D did check "Come to the Sabbath" (below) (that not that you'd be invited to sabbath bro, only real motherfucking Gs allowed)

He cursed Manowar (althought I'm pretty sure they cursed themselves by writing those songs) ... ps did you know that a memeber of the dictators was in manowar ... yeah me neither ... wait a second. am i really discussing manowar? .... moving on

here's another thing about "the big D" he loves the hate:

"We hate Mercyful Fate. We just want to kill 'em, then rape King Diamonds mother!" - Cronos, Venom ... who let's face it is quite quotable

I dare to sing that high, broham ... triple-dog-dare ... you aint doing itcause you aint the king, your a prince diamond at best ... probably just a duke ...

nah but seriously .... do me a favor

DON'T BREAK THE OATH!!!!!!!!!

A Dangerous Meeting

The Oath

Come to the Sabbath