Remember that movie about that band that was so lame they had to hire a shrink for, like, 40K a week? Well this is them from '85. Man, the years have been rough, haven't they? I can't help but think that if the late, great Cliff Burton hadn't checked out, they would still be a bunch of happy tall-boy drinkin' party animals. I mean, look at how tough that dude is. Starts off the song ripping a major bass solo and then he's like, "Fellas, just chill, I'll do the guitar lead myself." And they have to let him, because I'm pretty sure he could kick all their asses with his bear hands. I bet he was awesome to hang out with too. Probably a real positive guy. When the rest of those dipshits would get drunk and fight with each other he'd probably be all, "Hey brothers, just relax, man. Let's just blow this doob and listen to some Crimson." And then everything would be cool. Then Lars or some other dick would get wasted right before the show and be like, "Cliff, you're such a pussy, man. Why don't you ever fight?" And he'd probably just smile and shake his head and be like "Lars, you're just a washed-up tennis pro." Then he'd walk out on stage and pull a move like this. Speaking of pulled moves, I bet he pulled more cooter than any of the other losers in the band. And did you see his style? Fuck a bunch of wristbands and tank tops. Leave those for the jocks. Homeboy's rockin' the Canadian tuxedo.
R.I.P. sweet prince.
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umm ... fuck yeah, cliff
uhh what is your problem.
first of all james and lars made metallica, thank you very much. and cliff was a great guy ill give you that,but hwy do you have to talk sit on the rest of them for being the best they could be. and so what if the hired a shrink, hetfield did that for his family cause he cares about his three small children, and his wife.and by the way cliff loved them and would never say anything like what you think he would to them cause they were his brothers and hetfield wears his ring on his finger to this day. so dont say your a metallica fan or anything cause cliff would apprecitate you talking shit on his family.
sorry i messed up on some words.
correction. he wouldnt like you talking shit on his family.
and by the way. you have no life talking shit on metallica.
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