Tuesday, January 22, 2008

G-MEN

BIG BLUE WRECKIN CREW !!! THE GIANTS ARE IN THE FUCKING SUPERBOWL

FUCKING BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT

Nobody can do this victory justice quite like TIM DOG ... To quote the dog "Let's talk about a bullshit city" ... Why are all these Boston fans living in New York ... If Boston so fuckin great ...go live there, man ... leave me the fuck alone ... This is a good summary of Boston sports fans and this is a good summary of the boston music scene ... My man Tim Dog ain't having it

Wearin' that fuckin' Raider hat
Giants won the Super Bowl, take that shit back


And for those of you who do not know about TIM DOG DAY, it is a holiday started by two upper westsiders named i250 (Invisible to 5-0) and Anthony. It became an official holiday in 1999, when i250 aka EAZE aka the Sleazy Professor and Anthony got Tim Dog t-shirts made, rolled around the city, and listened to Tim Dog all day long.

The holiday has its roots in a 1991 bar-mitzvah of i250 when he played "Fuck Compton" and the world changed forever.

To properly celebrate Tim Dog Day:

  1. Smoke alotta doobage (preferably kind bud)
  2. Have a T-shirt made that looks like this, which also happens to be the pic i250 had on his college ID
  3. Roll to every borough in the city, with a boombox blasting Pelican on Wax
  4. Listen to 'The Dog' all day while i250 recites every song word for for word.

P.S. if you are from Boston please don't beat me up ...

P.P.S. Sugar come by and get me high ...

3 comments:

Mordecai said...

There are so many reasons why this is one of the best posts ever and why SORB is now my home page. Just to name one: the guy who posted the boston music scene clip is named "Gauze".

Anonymous said...

Rob, I did some research for you... not only did the GIants win the superbowl and beat the Bills... The FUCK COMPTON Raiders lost in the playoffs to those Bills 51-3. Nice jackets, nice hats, nice jeri churls.

p.s. this is SAm. It's Friday.

Nazz Nomad said...

fuckin a. go giants. i want osi to red dog that man-bitch brady on the first play and separate his right leg from the rest of his body.

how soon until randy moss pussys out of the game. how many hits will it take? the over under is 1.